Save the Dragons Is Coming Soon!!

Welcome to Gloria's Gateway Books! Step through that gap in the shelves over there, and Gloria, an eleven-dimensional being who is sometimes a woman, sometimes a cat, and always more than she seems, will carry you to a world where dragons and airships soar above the East Coast, America is the home of the British Empire, and the Bonaparte family rules Europe. Check out her collection of impossible books, atlases, LP records, and other artifacts, and then follow our teenage heroes as they strive to save the noble Draco americanus from extinction while fighting the mightiest empire the world has ever known! Save the Dragons is coming in September 2013 from Wildside Press!

No Justice, No Peace!

So the little woman has "Real Housewives of New Jersey" on, and one of these trashy trollops is boasting that she has a book deal with St. Martin's Press! Suddenly the room is rent by the sound of my growling!

Hard vs. Soft Science Fiction

Daniel objected to some nonsense in my new time travel story, and I said defensively, "Look, I don't write hard science fiction." And he retorted, "Dad, your science fiction is so soft, if you poke it, it collapses!"